Touchdown!

"Chiefs (+6.5) over CHARGERS
Seems like a three-point game to me. And since I have nothing else to add ... watching football last Sunday with my friends, I brought up the topic, 'What touchdown dance would cause the biggest possible fine?'

You would think it would be Adam Carolla's idea for the 'Touchdown Poop,' which I described two years ago -- basically, the guy scores a touchdown, then squats like he's on the bowl, stays there for a couple of seconds, turns the pages of an imaginary newspaper and finally 'pushes' the ball between his legs. We figured that if Randy Moss did that, he would get suspended for a game and fined like $150,000. Plus, Joe Buck might start crying on the air.

But I think this one would be worse: 'The Delivery.' What if Moss scored a TD and immediately fell to the ground on his back, with his legs up in the air like a pregnant woman, and two receivers stood on either side 'cheering him on,' and Randy pretended he was pushing, and finally the QB leaned over him and 'pulled' the football from Randy's loins, then held the football to his shoulder like a baby for a few seconds before Moss stood up, gingerly grabbed the 'baby,' cut an imaginary umbilical cord, then spiked the ball as hard as he possibly could? I think that would be like a three-game suspension and a $500,000 fine, right? Plus, Buck would be more distraught than Walter Cronkite after JFK's assassination. Let's hope and pray that Randy reads ESPN.com."

More time in prison??

In honor of The King, Josh Lubchansky...

check this article out

crazy timing (again)

Lubcha132 (2:26:14 PM): what's up
DynamiteDG (2:26:14 PM): whats up

...but they can never take my french!

sEckzeEsWeEtiE89: yeah see i have to have shir teach me how to french braid
EckzeEsWeEtiE89: or better yet "freedom" braids
EckzeEsWeEtiE89: haha
DynamiteDG: hahaha
DynamiteDG: i love it
DynamiteDG: its so stupid
sEckzeEsWeEtiE89: hahah i know
sEckzeEsWeEtiE89: like who actually listens to that
DynamiteDG: not me!
DynamiteDG: i like french toast...not freedom toast
sEckzeEsWeEtiE89: like if someone comes back from paris will he be like "i just returned from Paris, Freedom"?

Lubcha132: that quacked me up

DynamiteDG: how old are these ducks?
sEckzeEsWeEtiE89: im not quiet sures
EckzeEsWeEtiE89: hwo can u tell how old a duck is?
DynamiteDG: how long theyve been there...silly
DynamiteDG: i was gonna say you have to cut him open and count the rings around the middle...but thats a tree

BESTEST DAY EVER!

CrRaZyMe: oh and 3 hours on a bus is not cool
DynamiteDG: 3.5 hours on line for free rangers tickets and 5 autographs is a lot of fun
CrRaZyMe: haha I wouldnt know, now would I?
DynamiteDG: nope
DynamiteDG: but im telling you
DynamiteDG: it was soooo cool
DynamiteDG: better than 7th heaven
DynamiteDG: somethin like...7.7935th heaven
CrRaZyMe: haha that must be awesome

jealous?

Minivi925: im kinda jealous of you
DynamiteDG: haha id be too if i were u
Minivi925: lol

1st grade?

CrRaZyMe: I forget my abcs
CrRaZyMe: lol
CrRaZyMe: umm
DynamiteDG: haha look at the keyboard!

Óoóoóoó

Perelest: hockey was gone?
DynamiteDG: haha yes
DynamiteDG: there was no season this past winter
Perelest: oh so thats whats sports illustrated was talking abt

Radio Star

DeLa8229: question
DynamiteDG: ok
DeLa8229: did you just win something on PST?
DynamiteDG: haha ya
DynamiteDG: im glad someone i know was listening
DeLa8229: haha thats soo cool lol