BERRY87: what would u rather be? an oompa loompa, or a black man?
DynamiteDG: oompa loompa
BERRY87: same
DynamiteDG: want about an oopma loompa or an albino
BERRY87: albino
DynamiteDG: y?
BERRY87: 'cause...i like tallness
BERRY87: oompa loompa or munchkin?
DynamiteDG: oompa loompa...they live in a candy factory
DynamiteDG: u?
BERRY87: munchkin...i hear dorothy was kinda hot
DynamiteDG: haha

DynamiteDG: boo!
Klutz5900: oooo u scraed me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DynamiteDG: good...my goal in life is complete. i can die happy now

ANONYMOUS IM: im convinced that being a disney character is the only way to get payed to molest teenaged girls