muwahaha

Sk8chick122: did you get home ok?
DynamiteDG: nope, our plane got hijacked and then we crashed into the indian ocean killing only the terrorists
DynamiteDG: :-D
Sk8chick122: haha how is it to be home?
Sk8chick122: wait i mean on that island that you had to swim too lol
DynamiteDG: haha no, we were floating in the ocean for a couple of ours till rescue got there...a couple ppl got eaten be sharks and whales
Sk8chick122: whales dont eat people they have baylen or whatever its called
DynamiteDG: haha it was a lil baby...it was able to fit through the baleen
Sk8chick122: hahaha
DynamiteDG: wow...im terrible
DynamiteDG: lol
Sk8chick122: you are lol

auto-ownage

Shelly2cute: hey i was thinking.....maybe you could just let me use your car while your in isreal
Shelly2cute: :-D
DynamiteDG: haha if u wanna fly out here, pick it up and then drive back to AZ...then id still say no
DynamiteDG: lol :-P
Shelly2cute: LOL
Shelly2cute: hahahah
Shelly2cute: LOL
DynamiteDG: sorry...its so much fun doin that to ppl
Shelly2cute: that was funny

Religious leaders galore

DynamiteDG: i have 327 songs so far
DevoraHM3: jesus
DynamiteDG: no...it can hold ~8,000
DynamiteDG: so when it gets closer to that it jesus
DynamiteDG: now its o god
DevoraHM3: yeah
DevoraHM3: but still
DevoraHM3: haha
DevoraHM3: ok fine

go alex!

Knickspe33: all i ate today was quiche and salad
DynamiteDG: y not pizza?
DynamiteDG: :-P
Knickspe33: im too fat!!!
Knickspe33: im like a woman
Knickspe33: all i do is worry about my weight
DynamiteDG: HAHAHAHA rofl!!

DynamiteDG: did u fall off ur chair or somethin?
Lubcha132: no
Lubcha132: am i some kind of retard is that what u think
DynamiteDG: um...
DynamiteDG: noo (?)
DynamiteDG: were u...distracted by a shiny object?
DynamiteDG: cuz i was
Lubcha132: no
Lubcha132: is that a pickup line
DynamiteDG: do u want it to be a pickup line?

davida...wat do u think? this one is Cheer bear...i couldnt get the right color pink for any others. sorry 

and heres the color copy 

heres the original copy. let me know what you think of my drawing

paper or plastic

DynamiteDG: wat are the Fs for in the chart?
Lubcha132: fancy
DynamiteDG: which means?
Lubcha132: it means they wear they're good uniforms
DynamiteDG: as opposed to....
DynamiteDG: brown paper bags?

freedom!!

naoME723 [3:31 PM]: i feel like running around naked cuz i can
Dani in Phoenix [3:31 PM]: go for it
naoME723 [3:31 PM]: but i think the novelty would wear off in like 3 minutes
Dani in Phoenix [3:32 PM]: its probably worth it
naoME723 [3:32 PM]: that or i'd get so used to being nude that i wouldn't be able to go back to clothes
naoME723 [3:32 PM]: i'll find out in a moment

dog sniffer

click the link...

Lubcha132 (3:15:11 PM): that's horrible lol
BobbyHo36 (3:20:21 PM): thats amongst the funniest things ive ever heard
DevoraHM3 (3:24:46 PM): thats hilarious...horrible
Howiebages (3:24:39 PM): not sure whether to laff or cry...
Rbb2k3 (6:30:33 PM): is that supposed 2 b funny?
NbA Ch23 (6:30:46 PM): OMG LMAO

lemme know what you think