vampire joke

Gnomes12: ok a vampire walks into a bar, and he sits down and asks for a glass of hot water

Gnomes12: and everyone's sort of nudging each other and going what does he want hot water for?

Gnomes12: so finally the bartender when he brings him the water (obviously very politely ) asks him what he wants it for

Gnomes12: so he pulls out a used tampon and says "teatime!"