Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free
to cross roads without having their motives
called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the
road, and that was good enough for us.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2002, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer
is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the
road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you
mean by chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?

GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?