another one?

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regional rocked!!!

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Shawbie117: ur strabge~
DynamiteDG: no im not
Shawbie117: ya u r
DynamiteDG: im strange
Shawbie117: ll
Shawbie117: lol
Shawbie117: ok deal
DynamiteDG: u cant even laugh right
Shawbie117: that was funny
DynamiteDG: i know

new blogger?

BERRY87: maybe i should start a blog
DynamiteDG: if u want
BERRY87: part of me feels like, its so unoriginal
BERRY87: but then another part of me feels like, it'd be MY blog, and no other blog would be like it, and THAT would make it original
DynamiteDG: ok

birthday blast

DynamiteDG: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JOEY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!

Rbb2k3: yay 4 me!!!!!!!!!!!

thunk???

DynamiteDG: lol who woulda thunk it
JLSilver9: thunk? so not a word! lol
DynamiteDG: past tense of think :-P
JLSilver9: it's still not a word lol
DynamiteDG: so?
JLSilver9: thought
DynamiteDG: neither is lol
DynamiteDG: and u say it
JLSilver9: ok but that STANDS for something!
JLSilver9: it's an acronym! (?)
DynamiteDG: right...sure it is...wtf is an acronym?
DynamiteDG: lol
JLSilver9: acronym

n : a word formed from the initial letters of a multi-word name

JLSilver9: HAFTR is an acronym
JLSilver9: MAYHS is an acronym
JLSilver9: AIDS
JLSilver9: ROFL
DynamiteDG: haha im ROFL

DynamiteDG: and he humped my leg
Jumper991: ewww
Jumper991: so did i
DynamiteDG: no u didnt
Jumper991: damn

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free
to cross roads without having their motives
called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the
road, and that was good enough for us.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
more chickens have to cross before you believe it?

FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2002, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer
is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the
road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you
mean by chicken"? Could you define "chicken" please?

GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question.

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?

why are guitars better than women?

REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

(please note, I have eliminated the obvious copies like "you can have a guitar all month long", and "a guitar doesn't care how many guitars you own")

1. A guitar has a volume knob
2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $0.79 for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4. You can unplug a guitar
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
8. You can have a guitar any color you want and noone will care
9. If your guitar gets loose, you can just tighten up the strings
10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can change pickups
11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free

Now, for the opposite:


REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN GUITARS


1. Women are more fun when the power goes out
2. You can't get your guitar wet
3. Ever try to screw a guitar?
4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4" (ouch!)
5. A guitar won't beg to be played
6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it
7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue
8. Guitars aren't very aggressive
9. A guitar won't play you back
10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream
11. A guitar won't scratch *your* back
12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk
13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it
14. You can't play two guitars at once

Davidas blog

heres a link to Davidas blog. she just started. good luck!

MAYHS Boys softball makes playoffs for the first time!

CONGRATS TO THE MAYHS BOYS SOFTBALL TEAM FOR MAKING THE PLAYOFFS WITH AN AMAZING RECORD OF 7-1. FIRST TIME IN SCHOOL HISTORY!!

why am i up this late anyways?

DynamiteDG: theres nothing to do at 2:10 AM
DynamiteDG: tell me somethin interesting
MOMASHANA5: lol
DynamiteDG: o ya
DynamiteDG: real interesting
MOMASHANA5: um..........
DynamiteDG: even better
MOMASHANA5: :-P
MOMASHANA5: lol
DynamiteDG: u said that already

THE most beautiful car ever

maxamilliongal: i bought the friends finale dvd

wat a pity

YoYaW87: THERES A HUUGE MOSQUITO IN MY ROOM!
DynamiteDG: eat it
YoYaW87: i want to kill it. i must find it. it will die.


muwahahaha!!

stupid kid...sorry joey

DynamiteDG: i need ideas of something to do...im bored
Rbb2k3: www.bored.com
DynamiteDG: something else
Rbb2k3: www.addictinggames.com
DynamiteDG: someone said that alread
Rbb2k3: that ones the best
DynamiteDG: not a website
DynamiteDG: cmon
DynamiteDG: something fun
DynamiteDG: funny
DynamiteDG: random
DynamiteDG: anything
Rbb2k3: haha
Rbb2k3: www.ebaumsworld.com
DynamiteDG: NOT A WEBSITE
Rbb2k3: oooo

wat kind of new "toy"?

DynamiteDG: i need ideas of something to do...im bored
dracoreina: sorry
DynamiteDG: y does no one have any clue wat to do?
dracoreina: cuz we're all losers?
dracoreina: hahaha
dracoreina: im talking to ppl and playing with my new toy

hmmm....

Poll I took...check out the answers

i need ideas of something to do...im bored. HERE ARE THE ANSWERS I GOT:

BSBgrl1262: ice cream
BSBgrl1262: movies
BSBgrl1262: friends
BSBgrl1262: games
BSBgrl1262: phone
BSBgrl1262: drive around
BSBgrl1262: pizza
DaNdOoOsHa: look at pictures on ben stern
DaNdOoOsHa: play solataire
CLeArPaLmS: lol go to bored.com
YoYaW87: fruit!
Ilan Rosenrauch: skydiving
Rbb2k3: call my icky sister thats weird because shes a girl
QTpie22448: no idea
maxamilliongal: write me a letter
Iluvtweets: jump up and down in the middle of the street 10 times screaming bens a butt and if that dont work run around in circles till u see stars
Giantsftbl: learn
Cool613613: umm come to teaneck and vist me
Jumper991: make me a beautiful birthday card, paint your room, dance to britney spears- naked or not your choice- go running, take a bath watch random movies shave call random people and leave really fun voice messages paint your nails
Jumper991: go build a car
Jumper991: out of drugs
Jumper991: then you always have a car..... or drugs
Drums87: um...eat
ELMO AR25: ummm..go c shrek 2
Friends0301: watch supermillionaire
natbat83: phone, walking, hanging out with friends, email
LethaLithuanian: u could kill my coach
DARKPHANTOM125: sex
DARKPHANTOM125: porn
DARKPHANTOM125: video games
DARKPHANTOM125: movies
ShMumUsH: wanna cyber?

corny!!!

MOMASHANA5: a guy walked into a bar...ouch :-D

me...pimpin?!?

DynamiteDG: i got a pimpin new shirt and tie for regional
Shawbie117: wats the shirt look like?
DynamiteDG: cant tell u
Shawbie117: surprise?
DynamiteDG: yup
Shawbie117: am i gonna b embarressed to say were friends?
DynamiteDG: yup
Shawbie117: or that i went out with u 600 times??
Shawbie117: o god

name calling ownage

BERRY87: r squared is just such a shmuck
DynamiteDG: sorry...girls/women cant be shmucks
BERRY87: bitch
DynamiteDG: thats better

who woulda thunk it?

You're a Spirograph!! You're pretty tripped out,
even though you've been known to be a bit
boring at times. You manage to serve your
purpose in life while expending hardly any
effort (and are probably stoned to the gills
all the while).


What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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gotta love bein a kid :-P

My inner child is six years old!

Look what I can do! I can walk, I can run, I can
read! I like to do stuff, and there's a whole
big world out there to do it in. Just so long
as I can take my blankie and my Mommy and my
three best friends with me, of course.


How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Boy do I miss bein 6

WOOHOO!!!

What Finding Nemo Character are You?
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who comes up with these quizzes?

god you dumbass.


What swear word are you?
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only the best show ever made!

You are WILD AND CRAZY KIDS. You couldn't get
through life without a little fun... or a neon
colored t-shirt. You are a team player and
really into Omar Gooding. GO YOU!


Which old school Nickelodeon show are you?
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GOTTA LOVE THIS ONE!!

YA BABY!!

You have a dominant kiss- you take charge and make
sure your partner can feel it! Done artfully,
it can be very satisfactory if he/she is into
you playing the dominant role MEORW!


What kind of kiss are you?
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vampire joke

Gnomes12: ok a vampire walks into a bar, and he sits down and asks for a glass of hot water

Gnomes12: and everyone's sort of nudging each other and going what does he want hot water for?

Gnomes12: so finally the bartender when he brings him the water (obviously very politely ) asks him what he wants it for

Gnomes12: so he pulls out a used tampon and says "teatime!"

I've had too many of these convos

DynamiteDG (2:39:34 AM): insomniac
Puppy01986 (2:39:41 AM): me?

i should remember to keep my mouth shut sometimes

WTF?

Arial - You're pretty normal. That's certainly not
a bad thing, as a lot of people like you.


What Font Are You? (Standard Fonts)
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leave a comment if u have them also

MOMASHANA5: we still love u
DynamiteDG: haha thanks
DynamiteDG: whos we???
MOMASHANA5: everyone
MOMASHANA5: me and the voice inside my head
DynamiteDG: ha thanks
DynamiteDG: o ok
DynamiteDG: tell em i say hi
MOMASHANA5: its normal i ppromise
DynamiteDG: what r their names?
DynamiteDG: my guys are fred and bob
MOMASHANA5: good question
MOMASHANA5: ill get back to u
DynamiteDG: i think theres another one but i cant figure out if bob is changing his voice or not
DynamiteDG: u never asked their names??????
MOMASHANA5: no-they just talk freakishly
DynamiteDG: hmmm
DynamiteDG: u dont have voices...ur possesed
MOMASHANA5: that could b too
DynamiteDG: lol
MOMASHANA5: possesed by spirirts
DynamiteDG: yup
MOMASHANA5: from the other world
MOMASHANA5: /underworld
DynamiteDG: maybe
MOMASHANA5: \they tell me to do freakish things too
DynamiteDG: such as?
MOMASHANA5: stand on top of a chair so i can reach my nose and bite it
DynamiteDG: o wow
DynamiteDG: never heard that one before
MOMASHANA5: lol

girls soccer...more violent than boys hockey

LethaLithuanian: yea, u missed another girls game
LethaLithuanian: vicky smashed this other big girls face into a metal panel
LethaLithuanian: and they had to stop the game
LethaLithuanian: lol
LethaLithuanian: and nikki tackled this other girl through the gym door and into the hallway
LethaLithuanian: and the nemtzov twins got all mixed up with which one was which
LethaLithuanian: and wer eplaying the wrong posisitons
LethaLithuanian: then got confused
LethaLithuanian: and stopped playing altogether

nope, not a spider!

Shawbie117: i think a mosquito just bit me on my head...
DynamiteDG: hahaha
DynamiteDG: its only got 4 legs...u cant freak out

funny joke

DynamiteDG: r u goin to the play tonight?
lubcha132: haha
lubcha132: tell me another one
DynamiteDG: lol
DynamiteDG: ok...girls soccer game?
lubcha132: ROFL
lubcha132: i don't think you can top that

compliment or no?

Gnomes12: omg you're a girl, that's the end of it
DynamiteDG: ?!?!?!
Gnomes12: you're sweet, you give off the most confusing mixed messages, you're really tight with all your friends AND you like B&J? it's too much to be coincidence
DynamiteDG: haha well last time i checked...i was a guy
DynamiteDG: so i dont think it changed
Gnomes12: check again
Gnomes12: :-P
Gnomes12: although you do hate the phone, so it does balance out...
DynamiteDG: nope...still a guy
Gnomes12: lol
Gnomes12: glad to hear it

Gay-O-Meter
Name
Age
Pick One	EllenWillow & TaraAnne HecheGina GershonJack from Will & GraceMelissa EtheridgeLegolasJustin TimberlakeRuPaul
Pick A Movie	BoundBetter Than ChocolateGiaJeffreyIt's My PartyBut I'm A CheerleaderRelax, It's Just Sex
Pick A Beverage	Beer you can DrinkBeer you can ChewFruity Mixed DrinksCockt-tailsJello ShotsGive me the bottle!
Gayness - 6%
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Harry Potter doing snape?

Your Years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Name
Age
House	GryffindorHufflepuffRavenclawSlytherin
Family Line	MugglebornHalf-BloodPure-Blood
Dated	Just about Everyone.
You are well known for	Managing to shag Snape.
Percentage of student body you shagged - 30%
How do the staff and students feel about you	Huh?Who's that?
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